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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

McDonald’s to suffer massive boycott from customers - TheStreet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

States With the Most Generous Tippers - Newser

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What to know about Jeff Bezos' upcoming Venice wedding — and the protests against it - NPR

No go.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

150-Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Skull Rewrites Dinosaur Evolution - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way