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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:22

No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What to know about Jeff Bezos' upcoming Venice wedding — and the protests against it - NPR
No go.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
150-Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Skull Rewrites Dinosaur Evolution - SciTechDaily
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way